This isn’t happening yet. But everything else is getting a reboot, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
The beloved '90s teen show Sabrina the Teenage Witch went off the air in 2003 after four seasons on ABC and three on The WB.
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And it's time it came back. With a full-on reboot.
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HEAR ME OUT.
I, like many people, have experienced more than my share of reboot fatigue. But it's just gonna keep on happening — so it's time, friends, to embrace it. Nothing will ever die. Everything cycles back through eventually. Mortality has been invalidated. And Sabrina the Teenage Witch is a show that could both thrive off the memory of the original and chart a new path for itself.
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Witches can harness the one power to rule them all. We can use this to our advantage in the coming years to gird ourselves from humanity.
Is there anything more heroic or 2k15 than the amazing power of women TURNING FRUIT INTO OTHER FRUIT?!?! If we are doomed to be mortal, may our brief time on Mother Gaia be blessed with perfectly ripe avocados year-round. Avocados that may be turned into pomegranates at a moment's notice. Give us this illusion of surplus.
Sabrina's not stressful. Sabrina can save us.
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